Back to the Best Flame War Ever

When I was in America I attended a very interesting exhibition of computer art, that is, art that involved computer graphics, video games and so on, and was struck by one exihibit called, I believe, 'Best Flame War Ever'. On a computer screen, a kind of Arcimboldo face made of computer game characters was talking, and beneath it were subtitles giving what it was saying. The subtitles – its script – seemed to have been lifted wholesale from some very heated flame-war probably from, I don't know, some RPG website message board somewhere. I remember such phrases from it as, "If you were standing in front of me right now, I would slap you so silly", and so on, but all in the context of very elaborate justifications, backstory and so on.

While surfing for hedgehogs on Youtube just now, I found what I thought was also a pretty good flame war:

morefreedom1996 (5 days ago)
This is a wild eurpoean hedgehog NOT a african pymgy

MyGlittarSocks (5 days ago)
Really? I didn'tknow that. Of course it's a European hedgehog. You obviously didn't read the whole conversation.

morefreedom1996 (4 days ago)
WOW well if you KNEW this was a euopean hedgehog than you would NT be asking what color it is..

MyGlittarSocks (4 days ago)
WOW, that was two WEEKS ago. Not 2 minutes.

morefreedom1996 (3 days ago)
I never said it was two days ago.
QUOTE:
I mean like algerian snowflake or something like that. then again I was reading from african hedgehog color guide XD. I guess it helped, anyway cute hedgehog (trust me I never throw around the cute anywhere near often).

If you knew that it a wasnt a european already which you have been told than why would you ask this?

MyGlittarSocks (3 days ago)
I didn't say 2 days, I said 2 MINUTES. Also I knew it was a European, because beebeesaur told me that, probably before you even thought of clicking the reply

****end of flame war for now****

I feel that there's something missing from this exchange, though, so I'll try and spice it up:

morefreedom1996 (5 days ago)
This is a wild eurpoean hedgehog NOT a african pymgy, you blithering simpleton cunt.

MyGlittarSocks (5 days ago)
Really? I didn'tknow that. Of course it's a motherfucking European hedgehog. You obviously didn't read the whole conversation because you were too busy screwing your head up your insane mother's ass while while jacking off to pictures of Nazis in unifroms LOL.

morefreedom1996 (4 days ago)
WOW, you really were a mistake at birth from the all time hell sluts, all I can sya to you, is if you KNEW (like you would know anything you worthless cocksucker) that this was a euopean hedgehog than you would NT be asking what color it is… You obviously can't tell a Eroopean hedeghod from an African hedghog, or probably from a motherfucking capybara even. People like you shouldn't be allowed to comment on cute-rodent-related Youtube clips without supervision, and preferably not from their pedophile sisters who are too busy sucking off the ends of redneck shotguns to teach you the motherfucking difference between a European and AFrican fucking motherfucking hedgegog.

MyGlittarSocks (4 days ago)
WOW, that was two WEEKS ago. Not 2 minutes. You twit.

morefreedom1996 (3 days ago)
I never said it was two days ago.
QUOTE:
I mean like algerian snowflake or something like that. then again I was reading from african hedgehog color guide XD. I guess it helped, anyway cute hedgehog (trust me I never throw around the cute anywhere near often, not like some stupid motherfuckers I can mention, who spew out the word 'cute' at every Youtube rodent they see, like the sluts that they are, I can't believe some motherfuckrs).

If you knew that it a wasnt a european already which you have been told about a trillion times by Fromexlxx3647, let alone your mom, than why would you ask this if not part of your Nazi gay plan to persecute all people who you are jealoous off because of their better knowledge of rodents, and especially hedgehogs, and superior populatity on Youtube rodent-clip message threads?

MyGlittarSocks (3 days ago)
I didn't say 2 days, I said 2 MINUTES, you lunatic. Also I knew it was a European, because beebeesaur told me that, probably before you even thought of clicking the reply, or thought about performing a clitorectomy on your dead grandmother who is a inbred nazi. Or soemthing.

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