I've just had a great idea for a television programme. It's called Extreme Historical and Literary Figures Survival. What happens is that one new historical or literary figure (such as Oscar Wilde or Emmeline Pankhurst) each week is chained naked on top of a disintegrating Antarctic ice-berg while Bear Grylls is chained naked to a neighbouring disintegrating ice-berg, and the first to fight back to civilisation alive and with new findings about the melting of the glaciers in time to save humanity is the winner.
I've taken care to copyright this idea, so if you want to make it into a TV programme (or 'show'), you have to come to me first and buy the rights, if you don't want to be sued from here to Tartarus.
Any takers?
